Game Finished

Move 224

✨Midnight✨[10k]

166 points

barney.stratford[19k]

85.5 points

Unranked

Rules: Japanese

Black wins by 80.5 points

Move 3

June 11, 2017

[18:17] barney.stratford[15k]: Right, I've got no idea how to learn Go.

Move 4

[18:17] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: And I have no idea how to teach Go

[18:17] barney.stratford[15k]: So we're both going to learn something.

Move 12

[18:20] barney.stratford[15k]: Am I playing big enough?

[18:20] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: I thimk so

Move 25

[18:24] barney.stratford[15k]: I wasn't sure about that move.

[18:24] barney.stratford[15k]: Whether it should be higher, or closer to either corner.

Move 26

[18:25] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Hmm, I think something on the left or bottom would be better

Move 28

[18:26] barney.stratford[15k]: Secure the existing territory rather than grab for more and overreach.

[18:31] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Yup

Move 29

[18:34] barney.stratford[15k]: Ah, you're back.

Move 30

[18:34] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: My crapputer decided to shut down

Move 31

[18:34] barney.stratford[15k]: Ah. Such is life.

[18:35] barney.stratford[15k]: Technology is a wonderful thing.

Move 32

[18:36] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Indeed is

Move 33

[18:36] barney.stratford[15k]: So, if I do something where you want to scream, do feel free to scream.

Move 34

[18:37] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Will definitely scream

Move 46

[18:44] barney.stratford[15k]: I think that might have been a mistake from you, as I'm now alive.

[18:44] barney.stratford[15k]: My fear was that you'd play S14.

Move 48

[18:44] barney.stratford[15k]: You can't make a dead shape with your stones.

Move 55

[18:47] barney.stratford[15k]: You can't do that! I have a ladder-braker!

Move 56

[18:48] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Need a net breaker, my friend :)

[18:48] barney.stratford[15k]: Scissors?

[18:48] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Long nails

Move 57

[18:49] barney.stratford[15k]: I really should recognise that shape by now.

Move 58

[18:49] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: No worries. Even I don't all the time :)

Move 88

[19:02] barney.stratford[15k]: Are your eyes hurting?

[19:03] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Yup. Good thing I've got glasses :)

Move 124

[19:12] barney.stratford[15k]: My eyes are hurting too now.

[19:13] barney.stratford[15k]: I've given you a lot of territory by persisting with that fight for too long.

[19:13] ✨Midnight✨[10k] hands you his glasses

[19:13] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Yup

Move 159

[19:21] barney.stratford[15k]: Didn't we have this last night?

[19:21] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Indeed we did

[19:21] barney.stratford[15k]: "If one player has all four corners then Black should resign.

[19:21] barney.stratford[15k]: "

[19:22] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Not sure it applies here though :P

[19:22] barney.stratford[15k]: Yeah, that centre looks bad.

Move 211

[19:34] barney.stratford[15k]: I nearly got that bottom right - oh so nearly.

[19:34] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Heh.

Move 220

[19:37] barney.stratford[15k]: Dumpling - now with more dump.

[19:39] barney.stratford[15k]: You there?

[19:39] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Back. Just got some pizza

Move 222

[19:40] barney.stratford[15k]: Fridge raid!

Move 224

[19:40] barney.stratford[15k]: Annoying that tht last thing turned into a snapback.

[19:41] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: :)

[19:41] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Thank ya

[19:41] barney.stratford[15k]: Black wins by an amount that shames my ancestors.

[19:41] barney.stratford[15k]: Indeed, yes.

[19:41] barney.stratford[15k]: So, can we review?

[19:41] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: In a bit. Eating piza right nw

[19:42] barney.stratford[15k]: Of course. Important things first. We can't have too much blood in your pizza stream.

[19:42] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Bad for the heart, you know

[19:43] barney.stratford[15k]: Absolutely. After all, without all that cholesterol lining the walls, waht will stop the blood leaking out?

[19:44] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: I'd be fine with that. Replace blood with liquified pizza!

[19:44] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Imgagine ahow twasty we'd be

[19:47] barney.stratford[15k]: We'd be eaten by lions.

[19:48] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Cool! Just as long as they share

[19:50] barney.stratford[15k]: You know, if all you feed on is pizza then blood *is* liquified pizza.

[19:50] barney.stratford[15k]: And muscles and bone are solidifed liquified pizza.

[19:50] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Yup. Hardly as tasty though

[19:51] barney.stratford[15k]: I wouldn't know. I've never tried cannibalism. Is it good?

[19:51] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: I've heard it tastes something like lamb I believe

[19:55] Hendrik3.14[14k]: But lamb is too cute to eat so it's a good alternative.

[19:56] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Good point

[19:56] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Have to buy it on the black market though

[19:56] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Or make it yourself, but that's risky

[19:58] barney.stratford[15k]: Here's something to go with Hendrik when you eat him:

[19:58] Hendrik3.14[14k]: Mmmh... Cannibalism like grandma made it...

[19:58] barney.stratford[15k]: *Hot chocolate*

[19:58] barney.stratford[15k]: Would you like some Hendrik? Or tea?

[19:58] barney.stratford[15k]: For flavouring.

[19:59] Hendrik3.14[14k]: I'm normally more for beer...

[19:59] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: I think a fine wine would probably go well with person

[19:59] barney.stratford[15k]: I don't have any I'm afraid. I can do you home-made elderflower cordial.

[20:00] barney.stratford[15k]: I imagine the elderflower aromas would season him nicely.

[20:00] barney.stratford[15k]: You know how some conversations turn weird?

[20:01] barney.stratford[15k]: Why is it that they always turn even weirder whaen we're all together?

[20:01] Hendrik3.14[14k]: I´ll change the direction. Midnight, did you have to make Barney's Tea Loaf too?

[20:01] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: I did not!

[20:01] barney.stratford[15k]: Is that slang for thigh muscle?

[20:01] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Because they're fun, and we love fun, Barney :)

[20:02] barney.stratford[15k]: Have I never given you my tea loaf recipe?

[20:02] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: You haven't. Gibbit o.o

[20:03] barney.stratford[15k]: This situation needs to be rectified at once!

[20:03] barney.stratford[15k]: 150g glacé cherries

[20:03] barney.stratford[15k]: 150g dried fruit mix

[20:03] barney.stratford[15k]: 1 mug of tea

[20:03] barney.stratford[15k]: 200g self-raising flour

[20:03] barney.stratford[15k]: 2 eggs.

[20:04] barney.stratford[15k]: Put the fruit and tea in a bowl and allow it to soak overnight.

[20:04] barney.stratford[15k]: Add everything else.

[20:04] barney.stratford[15k]: Cook at 160°C for 45 minutes.

[20:04] barney.stratford[15k]: And that's it!

[20:04] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Sounds delicious, but I currently have none of the ingredients

[20:05] barney.stratford[15k]: They're easy to get in any supermarket.

[20:05] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Perhaps if you had monies

[20:07] barney.stratford[15k]: The ingredients probably cost less than a slice of cake in a coffee shop.

[20:07] barney.stratford[15k]: And you get fresh home-made cake smells filling your house!

[20:07] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: I quite literally have no money though

[20:07] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: :/

[20:08] barney.stratford[15k]: How are you eating and having a roof over your head then?

[20:08] Hendrik3.14[14k]: I have some black tea left, I won't drink, You can have it. If you come here to fetch it.

[20:08] barney.stratford[15k]: OGS outing to Germany! Let's go!

[20:08] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Is it quite a long walk there, I wonder?

[20:09] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Barney: I'm eating and such because I am a leech :)

[20:09] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: A parasite, if you will

[20:09] barney.stratford[15k]: I was a leach too at your age. It's OK to be a leech.

[20:09] barney.stratford[15k]: If I'm honest I'm still leeching.

[20:10] Hendrik3.14[14k]: We are the league of leechers

[20:11] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: \o/

[20:11] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: We should start a group with that title :)

[20:11] barney.stratford[15k]: And have an initiation ceremony involving bathing in leeches.

[20:12] barney.stratford[15k]: That way, the pizza gets recycled and you can eat it for a second time.

[20:12] ✨Midnight✨[10k] gags on the mushroom he's chewing

[20:13] Hendrik3.14[14k]: League of leeches - Parasite Pride

[20:14] Hendrik3.14[14k]: That's the slogan

[20:14] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: I like it

[20:14] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: \[T]/

[20:14] ✨Midnight✨[10k] zealot

[20:15] barney.stratford[15k]: Anyway, you have much to be proud of, leech or no.

[20:16] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Like, for example, how much pizza I just ate :)

[20:18] barney.stratford[15k]: How many recycled people you just ate?

[20:19] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Starting to sound like a group of zombies in here

[20:20] barney.stratford[15k]: Nah, they just eat brains.

[20:20] barney.stratford[15k]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB8FcRv5YJo

[20:21] barney.stratford[15k]: See?

[20:21] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Video not availablele in this country D:

[20:21] barney.stratford[15k]: Of course it isn't.

[20:21] Hendrik3.14[14k]: I don't want to click this

[20:21] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: By the way, you must not watch The Walking Dead :)

[20:22] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: The entire body is devoured, you see

[20:22] barney.stratford[15k]: So you *do* have experience of cannibalism after all!

[20:22] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: I can't help myself!

[20:22] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: I admit it, I've got a problem :(

[20:23] barney.stratford[15k]: Oh, the link is harmless. Like me.

[20:23] barney.stratford[15k]: It has zombies in.

[20:25] barney.stratford[15k]: I never go to the more ... interesting... websites. Except occasionally by accident.

[20:25] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: I do. Lots of content for cannibals

[20:25] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Mouth watering recipes

[20:27] barney.stratford[15k]: Do you like Lordi?

[20:27] barney.stratford[15k]: The link was to their song, "This is Heavy Metal".

[20:27] barney.stratford[15k]: It has zombies.

[20:28] ✨Midnight✨[10k]: Oh yes :D